Trixe & Milo Hooch! - Flask
Everybody needs a little "Hooch!" now and then; so refreshing, and oh-so tasty. Another cool and stylish hip flask that tells the real story in the warning label.
The label reads:
Warning: may cause other people to appear more attractive than they actually are. Drinking "Hooch!" has been shown to impair judgement in laboratory animals and drunken fools. May cause sudden feelings of well-being, love, & even invincibility. May cause an inflated sense of the importance of your own views and opinions. Drinking "Hooch!" may lead to short term relationship problems, and even provoke and ass-whooping or two. Drinking "Hooch!" does NOT give you any special powers. Persons drinking "Hooch!" CANNOT fly or read peoples minds. Gambling while drinking "Hooch!" is not recommended. Does not cure baldness, remove love handles, cellulite, or correct bad wardrobe decisions. The makers of "Hooch!" are not responsible for any dumb-ass decisions or actions you might take after drinking this product. Always drink responsibly."
Cheers to style!
Original art on a stainless steel hip flask; created by the artists Trixie & Milo - how cool is that? Every flask is made from 100% lead free, food-grade stainless steel. Each design is printed on high-quality vinyl that is both water and alcohol proof. These flasks make an awesome gift for weddings, birthdays, holidays, special occasions, and more.
Also, don't forget to add a funnel to your flask order (it makes it so much easier to fill up that way!). LINK TO FUNNEL
Check out these features:
High quality stainless steel construction.
Attached screw down cap.
Measurements; 3.75" x 5.75"
Holds 8 oz. of fluid (yummy!)
Image is protected by a layer of high gloss liquid laminate, and baked on at over 200 degrees. This means it will last a long time!
Ships in a handy gift box, perfect for wrapping and ready to gift.
To clean: wash with soapy water, rinse clean, and wipe down with a soft cloth to dry.
P.S. Actual alcohol is NOT included (sorry). You must provide your own beverage. This is for the flask only...
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All orders $50 and over ship FREE.
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